At least once in your life you need to be in a room with a bunch of people that spontaneously begin singing this song
I agree. It’s the best.
(via pctato)
it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history
it’s been ten years
i’m crying
one day I will stop reblogging this. Today is not that day
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
OMG IT’S BACK
(Source: secretsbest, via hiddleswife)
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
(Source: spazztastic-muffin, via 900yearsoftime-andspace)
i’m so sorry jfc
ok. I don’t watch Hannibal, but this is fucking hilarious.
HES LIKE A SEXY BRUNETTE POODLE.
.
IF THIS IS NOT THE BEST FANDOM THAT EVER WAS THEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS
i’d like to thank the academy
(via prettyboysintheimpala)
That’s it. That’s the whole show.
WHAT HAPPENED TO SAMS THUMB
(Source: bonesys, via once-apond-a-time)
i cant even read that and i know exactly what it fucking says
(Source: locked-in-my-wayward-tardis, via hiddlemydiddle)
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
(via moves-like-hiddles)
